I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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