he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
No subtext here. People are naked.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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