all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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