There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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