you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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