Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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