I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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