He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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