I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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