That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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