I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
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He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My breasts were aching with rage.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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