Umm I'm too high to move.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I am available for nakedness
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize