i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
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That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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