All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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