I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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