idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
tell me about the eggs
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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