I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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