quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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