Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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