I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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