Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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