NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I understand Curling. That high.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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