I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
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im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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