I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
as a side note pls kill me
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