You really coming over, don't trick.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
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you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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