when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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