hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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