Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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