I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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