You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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