look no pants
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
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