never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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