Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
