There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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