nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
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Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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