She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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