where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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