All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
