apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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