it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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