when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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