But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I love having hate sex.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
