Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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