Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
