new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
