Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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