We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
operation harelip BJ is a go
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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