your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
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I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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