At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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