she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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