did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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