her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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