Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
there was a trapeze. enough said
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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