when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Soap is not a condiment
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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