I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
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Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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