I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
id be glad to
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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