I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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