they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
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